a little laughter

"Sarah is the most serious person I've ever met.", said no one ever. #preach
I think we could all use a little 'haha' (or LOL if thats how you roll) today... so who better to bring the funny than yours truly? You better have said no one!
Oh, how I'll miss The Office.

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Choo Choo!

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Evil Cat

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Murry Crissmus, ya'll!

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Basically.

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Girl. NO.

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Sad, but true.

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I hope some of these brought a smile to your face today!  And if they didn't...well, we just can't be friends.

Kidding...but we'll need to work on that sense of humor you've got going on :)
Later, ya'll!

wait, is there something happening today?

I voted... and I didn't get a sticker. 
And that's about all I have to say about today. 

Happy election day!

Dear Country Music Awards...

Dear Carrie Underwood, 

I hate you.  Just kidding I love you. You're flawless and you rock the mullet dress like no other.  You are a prime example that money makes you beautiful, and I respect you for that. Keep doing you, sister.
Dear Taylor Swift,

Please, for the love of everything, stop acting so surprised that people clap for you and give you awards.  You're famous, talented, and young.  Own it girl!  You're shocked face is tired and we're all over it. 
Dear Miranda Lambert,

We are the same person.  Never change!!
Dear Blake Shelton,

I love the way you love Miranda.  Ya'll are the cutest couple of all time.  You're pretty funny yourself, probably don't change either.  *side note: I read an interview on Miranda and she said she asked Blake why he didn't tell her she was getting fat to which he replied 'because its my job to tell you you're beautiful no matter what size you are.'  They're perfect.

Dear Faith Hill,

OH MY LORD.... girl, WHAT has happened to you? You are entirely too thin.  Girl go eat a sandwich! And while you're in there, make Tim one too...

  Dear Brad Paisley,

You're funny as always and I love the friendship you and Carrie have.  You don't change either. 
Dear CMA Awards,

You made me laugh and cry and sing and dance all within a 3 hour period.   You go glenn coco!

Honey Boo Boo does Houston

You basically sum up my life, Honey Boo Boo.
I've never been into Halloween.  I just don't get it... I'm not a candy person so maybe that has something to do with it, but whats the point?
We've already touched on my fear of people in masks so Halloween is my own personal Hell of sorts.
This year, because I love John SO MUCH, I braved my fears and I hit the town as none other than my favorite 6 year old Alana aka Honey Boo Boo.

So I know what you're thinking, 'okay... you went as Honey Boo Boo, big woop. So did half of the country.' Well listen up, critical, I had a special guest with me all night long...

 Glitzy, ya'll!! 

The best pig friend a lil beauty queen could have!

We had so much fun over at our friends house before we hit the bars!

 You've got Quailman, a confederate soldier, the karate guy from Napolean Dynamite, My Glitzy, Bobby Petrino, and a Bee keeper.

Aw I hate that this pic turned out fuzzy, but you've got a Bee, a Deviled Egg, Honey Boo Boo and her Go-Go Juice, Patty Mayonnaise,  Jessica Dorell, and Ms. Minnie Mouse!

Sunday was spent carving pumpkins!  Ya'll, confesh sesh: This was my first time carving pumpkins! I have to say its fun...messy and kind of overrated, but fun!
John carved a Razorback... it's pretty good I guess :)

But we can all see where the true talent lies...

I hope ya'll had a fun Halloween! 

Eat all the candy so you can be like honey boo boo and make your belly talk!

and I was like baby baby baby OHHHH

Literally. I was like "baby, baby, baby" because everyone around me was a small baby child. 
AND I DON'T CARE!
Last night was so so fun! And in typical Sarah fashion (TSM-total sarah move) I forgot my camera...  le sigh.
But I do have some grainy iPhone pics to share! 
Hooray for my little iPhone 4 sticking in there with me for this special occasion!

Come back tomorrow to meet Honey Boo Boo and Glitzy!

Happy Halloween, ya'll!

10 steps on how to have a really good day

step 1: wake up at 11am for no other reason than the fact that thats when your body decided it wanted to come to life.  step 2: check all forms of social media step 3: eat a bowl of left over chili for lunch (it's delicious) step 4: send some emails, get a text from a friend step 5: read the text asking if you have plans for tonight (you don't) step 6: get invited to a Justin Bieber concert that you honestly didn't know about until this minute. step 7: say yes and immediately feel like your 12 and this is an invite to an Nsync concert. *step 8: go to concert, pretend that you're 15 and scream "MARRY ME JUSTIN" at least 100 times. step 9: drink *responsibly* because you're not 15, you're 25.  step 10: drive yourself home because you're not 15, you're 25.  *steps 8-10 have yet to occur, but I'm willing to bet money that this is how tonight is going to go. See you soon, J-Biebs!

don't say I never taught you anything

I saw this on Pinterest, naturally, and had to share.

Some are interesting, some you probably already know, but all of them are things you don't need to know.

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Go forth and be informed.