Dear 2012, peace out girl scout.

New Year's is a very interesting time. It's a time where I always promise myself to get down to my original weight of 8lbs 7oz. It's time to think back on the things you've done the past 365 days

 (265 if you're a real housewife),  assess your life situation, and see where you can improve in the next 365 days. 
The past year has given me a lot of firsts. First year to live in Houston. First year to jump out of a plane. First year to fall in love with Honey Boo Boo. First year to get a job, lose a job, and get another job. First year to survive a Myan apocalypse. First year to have my car broken into. First year to have my car broken into again.
It's been a ride, ya'll.
So here's to 2013 and parking my car in safer spots.
I hope 2013 brings me another year of firsts and lots of adventures!  We aren't getting younger, ya'll.
In the words of my too cool for school parents,  "YOLO"
So bye bye 2012.

It's been real. It's been fun. But it hasn't been real fun.
Let's do this, 2013! Happy New Year, Ya'll!!