1. Thou shalt wear team colors. But think twice before adorning yourself with body paint—you don’t want to be the Internet photo that goes viral.
2. Thou shalt know—and sing—your team’s fight song from beginning to end. Sure, you can “watermelon watermelon” your way through the alma mater, but not memorizing the fight song is a fan failure.
3. Thou shalt keep your language clean (unless, of course, the quarterback fumbles on fourth and goal).
4. Thou shalt support the coach. Even when his calls are questionable.
5. Thou shalt be respectful to visiting teams. Remember: Southern ladies and gentlemen never boo.
6. Thou shalt set up a tailgate no fewer than three hours before kickoff (six if it’s a night game). Table linens and matching huggers encouraged, but not required.
7. Thou shalt theme your tailgate food around the visiting rival. Gator bites, anyone?
8. Thou shalt stay through the fourth quarter—rain or shine. That’s what ponchos are for, y’all.
9. Thou shalt respect the solemnity of Game Day by planning weddings, births, and other life events around the football schedule.
10. Thou shalt not covet other teams’ bowl games, national championships, or Heisman Trophy wins. There’s always next year.
Um...have truer words ever been spoken?
I think not.
So get your tailgate ready and lets shout "WOO PIG SOOIE"!!
6 comments:
Hahahaha. I love this! I'm in one of my best girlfriend's weddings this year that falls on Rivalry week (ours is Florida/Florida State) I almost died. HOW does anyone do that? lol
This is so cute and makes me wish I was a football fan. Football isn't even a big deal (or much of a deal at all) when you are an island girl from Canada aha.
I love this!
i might be stealing this. Don't hate me! :) It'll be Hotty Toddy style though!
Such a cool pic! Love your football commandments!
I'm loving it! Can I use those ten commandments and link back? Great post!!
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