I hate you. Just kidding I love you. You're flawless and you rock the mullet dress like no other. You are a prime example that money makes you beautiful, and I respect you for that. Keep doing you, sister.
Dear Taylor Swift,
Please, for the love of everything, stop acting so surprised that people clap for you and give you awards. You're famous, talented, and young. Own it girl! You're shocked face is tired and we're all over it.
Dear Miranda Lambert,
We are the same person. Never change!!
Dear Blake Shelton,
I love the way you love Miranda. Ya'll are the cutest couple of all time. You're pretty funny yourself, probably don't change either.
*side note: I read an interview on Miranda and she said she asked Blake why he didn't tell her she was getting fat to which he replied 'because its my job to tell you you're beautiful no matter what size you are.' They're perfect.
Dear Faith Hill,
OH MY LORD.... girl, WHAT has happened to you? You are entirely too thin. Girl go eat a sandwich! And while you're in there, make Tim one too...
Dear Brad Paisley,
You're funny as always and I love the friendship you and Carrie have. You don't change either.
Dear CMA Awards,
You made me laugh and cry and sing and dance all within a 3 hour period.