Friday, November 2, 2012

Dear Country Music Awards...

Dear Carrie Underwood, 
I hate you.  Just kidding I love you. You're flawless and you rock the mullet dress like no other.  You are a prime example that money makes you beautiful, and I respect you for that. Keep doing you, sister.

Dear Taylor Swift,
Please, for the love of everything, stop acting so surprised that people clap for you and give you awards.  You're famous, talented, and young.  Own it girl!  You're shocked face is tired and we're all over it. 

Dear Miranda Lambert,
We are the same person.  Never change!!

Dear Blake Shelton,
I love the way you love Miranda.  Ya'll are the cutest couple of all time.  You're pretty funny yourself, probably don't change either. 
*side note: I read an interview on Miranda and she said she asked Blake why he didn't tell her she was getting fat to which he replied 'because its my job to tell you you're beautiful no matter what size you are.'  They're perfect.

Dear Faith Hill,
OH MY LORD.... girl, WHAT has happened to you? You are entirely too thin.  Girl go eat a sandwich! And while you're in there, make Tim one too...
 
Dear Brad Paisley,
You're funny as always and I love the friendship you and Carrie have.  You don't change either. 

Dear CMA Awards,
You made me laugh and cry and sing and dance all within a 3 hour period.  
You go glenn coco!

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14 comments:

Holly said...

Loooove these, especially all the pics, and the pic of Brad is my fave :)

Kate said...

I agree with everythang! Faith and Tim both need a few good southern meals, they are both rail thin. I can't even believe that first picture of her is real.

Amber said...

I agree with this all! Especially Miranda & Blake - so so sweet

Lauren said...

yes yes yes and yes!

carrie underwood's legs?! i wish.
faith and tim are SO THIN...it's almost scary.
and Miranda Lambert is so "regular girl hot" it's amazing. i love her SO much.

Meagan Piroutek said...

That first picture makes it look like Carrie Underwood could use a burger or two herself. They're so pretty though, Bleh! Found ya on Friday's Letters, enjoy your weekend!

Sarah said...

I LOVE THIS! I had so much fun watching last night! I totally agree with all of these. Like really faith hill, get it together! You are a babe but a carb or two won't hurt!

oh but the only the i disagree with you is Taylor swift. SHe is not talented. BUT the shocked face makes me wanna punch someon..mostly her.

Fab review lady!!

Kenzie Smith said...

I have the CMA awards DVR'd and am going to watch it tonight! I saw bits and pieces last night.. Carrie Underwood is so dang gorgeous! This post is great!

Heather said...

Oh my gosh! I totally agree with all of these? I was laughing as I read your post. Too funny.

Crissy@ABerrySweetLife said...

This is hilarious! I totally agree with the Taylor Swift surprised face. Old.

Tyah Ferguson said...

I LOVED LOVED the show last night! And I love all the photos you found! Hilarious!! Gosh I just love country music!! <3

Natalie and Lee said...

Just came across your blog and enjoying catching up!:) I LOVE this post and I enjoyed the CMAs as well! Faith Hill needs to quit trying to be 23 and act her age! And you said exactly what I was thinking while watching Taylor Swift!haha I couldn't have said it better myself!

Miss Southern Prep said...

The CMAs were so good! I totally agree with all of your comments!

Karen A. said...

Yay for country music!! I love it!

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Stephany Hyder said...

Oh Emmm Geee! That T.Swift...she just drives me crazy. If she ever finds real love, her career will be over. J/K. And, Carrie ~ I DO NOT remember her looking this way. Dern IT!