Monday, December 31, 2012

Dear 2012, peace out girl scout.

New Year's is a very interesting time.
It's a time where I always promise myself to get down to my original weight of 8lbs 7oz.
It's time to think back on the things you've done the past 365 days
 (265 if you're a real housewife), 
assess your life situation, and see where you can improve in the next 365 days. 

The past year has given me a lot of firsts.
First year to live in Houston.
First year to jump out of a plane.
First year to fall in love with Honey Boo Boo.
First year to get a job, lose a job, and get another job.
First year to survive a Myan apocalypse.
First year to have my car broken into.
First year to have my car broken into again.

It's been a ride, ya'll.

So here's to 2013 and parking my car in safer spots.

I hope 2013 brings me another year of firsts and lots of adventures! 
We aren't getting younger, ya'll.

In the words of my too cool for school parents, 

So bye bye 2012.
It's been real.
It's been fun.
But it hasn't been real fun.

Let's do this, 2013!
Happy New Year, Ya'll!!



Shug in Boots {Beth} said...

Here's to hopin' somethin' super awesome goes down in 2013!
And Lord help the housewives. Ugh. Whenever people post GIF's of people talking, I cannot help but stare at the people's lips 789,121,548 times trying to match what they are supposed to be saying to their lips.
Is that normal? And it's even more torturous with the housewives because of all the goop on their collagen enhanced lips. Yuck.

Have a magical NYE!

Brooke said...

Hope the next 265 days are magical!

Happy New Year!


The Pink Growl said...

Oh the brilliant housewives - i love it! Happy New year!

Lauren said...

Can't wait to hear of all your Shenanigans in 2013!

Bring it on, Sista!

Holly said...

I hope 2013 is everything you are hoping it will be!!