An ode to Momma

I'm my Momma's only.And if I'm being completely honest, I like it that way.Because one, I couldn't imagine sharing her with someone else,and two, I can't imagine how hard it would be for that sibling to always know that she loved me more.So today, in the spirit of the Mother's day weekend, I would like to give a little montage of the reasons I love my Momma Bear.
1. Even though I was born an Eskimo, she somehow managed for my hair to turn blonde.

2. She's a fisher.

3. She's a shoe model

4. She's silly

5. She loves a good Wal Mart book signing

6. She cooks!

7. She Gardens!

8. She married this guy!

9. She's a Hells Angel.*not really*

10.She can get this close to Oscar without him biting her face!

11. She sends kissy pics

12.She loves Christmas morning!

13. She tells me my face is round, but loves me anyway

14. She wears overalls on the reg

15. She's my best friend!

I love you Momma, more than you'll ever know!But if you're wondering, these cards pretty much say it all

and most importantly

You da best!
Happy Mother's Day to all the Mommas out there!