See that blue dress in front, that's almost the exact same thing she's wearing in the picture, except she's at a large table with a boar's head in the middle of it. This will be shown at our wedding....deal with it
It was a privilege to be a part of the madrigals! There were tryouts and everything!
She loves her momma, yes momma, not mother sometimes mother, mom, or Becky, more than anything else in this world, except for maybe Oscar it's momma by a nose. She loves him so much she is wearing a shirt from a gas station that is a mural dedicated to weenie dogs.....yea it's that bad
Seriously she's wearing that right now
Don't be jealous of my impecable style.
When she gets really excited she claps her hands like les miles except really quickly and usually followed by some sort of squeal or yell
No one gets your Les Miles reference, but yes I do clap my hands very fast.
She is ridiculously obsessed with me you're delusional and will not get out of my house. She broke in one night and since she cooks and cleans I decided to let her stay
You make me laugh.
If she ever became famous she would have a pink microphone that she took every where
She has love for terrible trash reality TV and literally hates every show that I like to watch
Thank the Lord for DVR or we'd be over.
She is a very good artist and crafts person, however the mess that is usually made while doing these activities stresses her out so she doesn't do them very often
Build me a craft room in our new 750,000 home and I'll craft all day.
She names every vehicle she encounters.
They deserve names!
She personifies a number of ridiculous things
They allll deserve names!
She likes ugly, expensive dogs that have health problems. She wants to name these dogs things like Karl (with a K because my last name starts with a K- Side note she swears all our children will be named with a K because it has to match my last name. I believe it's because of a certain famous Armenian family that has now ruined the lives of my unborn children you're a Kardashian, John. Deal with it.) and Humphrey. She only likes dogs that are fat, obese, or morbidly overweight.
Cash is beautiful, healthy, and has no health problems and I love him! SO there.
She loves comedies, she also has a ridiculous collection of movies
In college my best friend and I would go to wal-mart at midnight to buy new releases. I miss college.
For someone who loves music so much she has a terrible knowledge of 80's and classic rock
Blame my parents... in like the 4th grade my friend gave me the "Space Jam" soundtrack and I had to throw it away because it wasn't 'Christian music'.
She couldn't tell you the last time she listened to a normal radio station (XM has changed her)
Best money spent.
She loves the sparkly champagne fireworks
Well, thats cute that you know that.
She will say she doesn't like something (food or activity) if she's never tried it because she's a dork
Well, I haven't tried it because I don't like it. Get it?
She hates that I am right about everything....I'm sorry if it's true
You're right about some things. You argue that you're right about everything.
She thinks that when she tells me to do something, I do it differently than what she asked just to piss her off..........and yes I absolutely do
Well this just makes you look rude. How dare you.
My emoticon on her phone is the tan guy in the turban....because
she's a huge racist I am obviously middle eastern...naturally the one she chose for herself is the princess
This isn't racist...it's funny.
She knows that I think the egg plant emoticon is phallic...seriously look for yourself
All vegetables that are this shape look phallic... grow up, Peter Pan.
She hates that I walk around the house and brush my teeth...in particular she hates when I sit on the bed and brush them.....like she yells at me and beats me when I do this
UM...because it's weird and GROSS and I don't want to hear you brush those pearly whites. Vomit.
She is my best friend and I've come to like her, just a little bit
Awwww...boo! Yous my bess fran too :)
Finally, I am still waiting for her to ask me to marry her....she's such a cheapskate