You're probably wondering to yourself why I'm not a fashion blogger.
It would kind of be like Picasso trying to teach a "Painting with Pinot" class.
Somethings just shouldn't happen.
Can you see it in my eyes?
Foghorn Leghorn took my soul right as this picture was being taken.
Thumbs down Foghorn, thumbs DOWN.
Also... don't worry about the monochromatic fanny pack paired with the neon flower shorts.
4. Occasionally I like to vacation in summery places.
The more exotic the better.
I hear Panama City, Fl is beautiful during the middle of March.
I believe this picture speaks for itself.
Gone with the wind fabulous.
And finally... if you haven't noticed by now, I have the worst case of "only child problems" that the world has ever seen.
Don't worry about me...I'll just be over here in my trucker hat standing alone next to a picture of me... kneeling alone.
Nothing to see here.