Friday, July 6, 2012

Dear world,


Dear Vegas, You might be my first love, and while I always leave you in far worse shape than I arrive, I can't quit you and we'll be reunited again 2 weeks from today. Brace yourself.
Dear ToneItUp, We've got 14 days to slim this body down.  Let's do work and make it happen because the amount of drunk I have to currently be to be seen in a bathing suit is not healthy or attractive.
Dear Magic Mike, Saw you. Loved you. Will own you when you're available. 
Dear John, Sorry for my obsession with Channing Tatum.  I love you and you will always be my only male stripper.
Dear Household Chores, I despise you. Why are you so needy? 
Dear Real World: St. Thomas, I have realized that I am now older than anyone on the cast of the Real World.  This makes me sick. You know you're old when: MTV is no longer relavent. 
Thank God for Bravo and The Real Housewives of Anything.
Dear Sarah (Me): Okay, so you're going to Vegas in 2 weeks.  I know you love chips, ranch dressing, and that entire tub of fun-fetti dip that you made for the Fourth. Will power, sister! 
You can do this for 2 weeks. 14 days. 
Then you can celebrate in Vegas with yummy treats!
Dear Readers (YOU!): Sorry for the lack of posts this week! Zero motivation.  Stick with me... I always have something to say :)



Tiffany said...

Magic Mike def made my week! I could care less about the story or anything else. I need to see more of the dancing.

The Pink Growl said...

Yes, amen & praise Jesus for real housewives! I have tried to watch Real World in the past year or so and just couldn't really relate. I know, I'm old. but what's even worse is I'm that old girl who wants to be young. gag!

Lauren said...

I've got to know about this funfetti dip! :)

Lauren said...

I've got to know about this funfetti dip! :)

Michelle said...

Hangovers are a necessary part of staying in Vegas I would think! Cant believe your going back again, insanely jealous!

Nicholl Vincent said...

i love vegas! Need to get there asap!


have a good one!

bailey j said...

hahah i enjoyed these letters and i enjoyed them with great jealousy for your upcoming trip! good luck behaving for the next 14 days, you can do it!!

Lauren said...

ah!! i love vegas!! where are you staying?!